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trees [Edit] [Delete] 06:54, 12 January '15

The Big Toe in a Suit astounds the footballing world once more with his amazing black satchel of football tactics.

Bobby Manc gets a ball in the face.

Messi saves Luis Enrique's bacon and then reveals he'd rather eat a tramp's anus warmed up than sign for Chelsea.

Shagger Pards downs Spurs.

Bony Wilf off to City for £25m.

Wiggy Boys lose again.

AOB?