Please complete the above. This is what we sang at school:

Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin ran away
Wonderwoman lost her bosoms
Flying TAA.

TAA is the former government airline carrier, that has been defunct for about 30 years.

My son came home from school with this:
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
Uncle Billy lost his willy
In the microwave.

What is that shit? Doesn't rhyme, who's uncle Billy and how do you lose your willy in the microwave? (You slam the door on it according to my son).