Exodus will not be better than Prometheus (not sure if that counts as next year but whatever)
UKIP will do better than expected in the elections but we'll end up with Labour anyhow
Cook will cease to be Captain for everything but 5 day tests
Russell Brand will announce he's running for Mayor of London
The years most popular videogame will feature a surfing polar bear that smashes icebergs
A new dating app will legally marry people before they've even met
Middle East will just sort of sort itself out without anyone looking