That's 13:00 UK time, folks. Happy Christmas and that.

*No entering with a million different usernames or owt. Entrants from outside the UK will be considered, but if postage is daft then it ain't happening, sorry. The OP is a capricious bastard and reserves the right to retrospectively restrict the offer to the first-comers if demand outstrips supply.

Quality of gifts may vary. Delivery before 25th will be aimed for, but is not guaranteed.

Think that pretty much covers everything.

Let's do this.