I mean of course we're all totally special and great, but if someone turned around in your drive would it irritate you enough to put a no turning sign up?

Or if someone takes your favourite biro and doesn't bring it back do you get hot under your M & S collar?

Kids smear a jammy hand across your TV, smile and wipe it off or threaten all sorts?

I am not at all precious. It is ONLY stuff, bet some of you are though