It's creepy to send unsolicited PMs expressing your affection or salacious intentions, right?

So, here's the answer.

Post odes of love/lust here in this thread. And don't worry about getting knocked back, just dust yourself down and go for someone else.

I'll get the ball rolling...

GetOffMyLawn you give me the horn
Out of all here who post, I want you the most
How about it?