Yesterday I went to a RHS garden. It was about 3pm and was getting cold. In front of us was a couple, the man was maybe 45 and fat, bearded, dressed like an Oddie. The woman was SE Asian. They had four daughters all quite close in age. May 6 - 12. The man wore no shoes! Nor did two of his daughters!

What do you make of that?

I might leave early but I still have at least an hour to go so fucking pull your fingers out, twats.