you know those fucking turboshite things that now seem to be a prerequisite at weddings these days with the "hilarious" inventory for you to hold in front of your face just for the bants - FUNNY MOUSTACHE! OH LOOK SOME GLASSES I DON'T NORMALLY WEAR!

who actually thinks they're a good idea?

my pal's getting married soon and was quoted £1500 to hire one of these atrocities, total shitcunts