If you really want to read this, try using The Internet Archive.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/pope-francis-declares-evolution-and-big-bang-theory-are-right-and-god-isnt-a-magician-with-a-magic-wand-9822514.html
But just in case you don't fancy that, I reckon Fruit Salads take some beating.
