which probably in turn make you a bad person, but you can't help.

Some of mine: rich, Tory, rich + young + Tory, really belittling, smarmily posh voices and accents, Eton/Westiminster etc., 'Sir'/'Lord'/'Lady', young professionals in smart suits and expensive haircuts (I just assume they must have rich parents who've supported them through unpaid internships), people who look like Taylor Lautner (I just find him and people who look like him really smug, I can't help it), Jack Wills gear, people who openly and loudly fawn over someone just and only because they're 'good-looking' (in what sense, exactly? In a superficial Hollywood-dickwad criteria sense or in a Richey Edwards sense?), elderly cretins who carry around today's issue of The Mail/The Sun...

I know these things make me sound insecure and pathetic but fuck it, haven't had a proper rant in ages and I'm just being honest. I'm sure the idea behind this thread has been baked dozens of times before but pleasures can be recycled. Your turn.