Do people say this to you often? They say it to me all the time, with like a worried look on their face.

somebody said to me this morning, I saw them like 3 months ago

normally followed by "have you lost weight?"

i thought I was looking pretty sexy at the moment but on second thoughts I might actually look like a yellowing Willem Dafoe.

probably best not to say this to people you meet, unless you follow it up with "looking pretty great". Just saying.

not that it's played on my mind at all. Oh no