Like, if you can't even 1) preferably not piss on the toilet seat in the first place or 2) clean up after yourself after you have pissed on the toilet seat, how the fuck do you actually deal with any aspect of life at all? I realise that when men pee on the toilet seat it's probably just laziness (put the seats up before peeing you idiot) but how women manage to do this I will never understand.

STOP PISSING ON THE TOILET SEAT PLEASE