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How famous would you be if you had a shit super power?
Like if you touched soiled undies and instantly they became fresh. It's not a great power but no one else can do it. Would you be more famous than Dynamo? Brian May? Or just some local celeb? You would be worldwide for a bit, it's never been seen before! Maybe science would take you. Maybe you would just end up as a figurehead for a dry cleaning company.
Have a think and let me know.