Totti looked a class above last night, like when Zidane et al have to pretend to play football with Robbie Williams and Jamie Theakston.

Sad reflection on this season when you can be pleased with a Chelsea win just because Diego Costa didn't score again.

Forest nil-nilling their way to the Prem.

Arsenal v Galatasaray tonight. Arsenal have been a bit #mince this season, but apparently so have the Turks.

Liverpool v Someoneorother. Can't be bothered to check.

AOB?