OH NO HE DIDUT!

Parsefone's away camping with scouts and i'm on a 6-2, so here goes, #LADS, let's get the BANTAH MACHINE going.

Liverpool 1 Everton 1 (#derbyalert)
Chelsea 2 Villa 1
Palace 0 Leicester 1
Hull 1 City 0
United 3 West Ham 1
Southampton 2 QPR 0
Sunderland 0 Swansea 1
Arsenal 2 Spurs 1 (#derbyalert)

West Brom 0 Burnley 0

Stoke 3 Newcastle 1

Villarreal v Real Madrid, Atleti v Sevilla, and Schalke v Dortmund (#derbyalert) are some other games we'll pretend to watch.

It's not even 8am!!!