I had an eye test the other day. I'm on the sick (taking the piss) so I am utilising this perk to get as many free discounted things as possible.

anyway, had the test and the girl said my eyesight is spot on. got rugby ball shaped eyes, but nothing to worry about.

enquired about my lazy left eye, which goes to bed about an hour earlier than the rest of me, and is a cunt to get up in the morning...but she said don't sweat it.

so....eyes.

the eyes have it

eye eye