after I see the methods you have used to post it I will record myself when I've worked out how too :)

like I say a simple 'Hello Creakyknees' will do.........or even 'Hello shitface' or "I wish I knew how to pronounce balonz" (which would be actually a very useful thing for me to hear)

I really don't mind, be inventive.

you can sing it if you like.