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songs_about_ducking, you might want to go to the doctors
if you reckon you can fill a bath with cum in three months.
Apparently it takes about 270 litres of water to fill an average bath
https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070318095307AAGAda0
and the volume of ejaculate varies massively between 0.1 and 10ml
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation (not terribly safe for work, as I discovered).
At 10ml a shot that's 27,000 ejaculations. Over a month that's 900 wanks a day.
We might need an intervention.