Yeah, it looks like I'm shit stirring, but I'm genuinely not! I don't like the idea of insults I'm using having connotations which slight an entire group of people not involved in a dispute I'm having. So here is a small list I think should be OK, but would appreciate if anyone could tell me which I should remove and which others I can add:

Ninny
Nincompoop
Nigel
Wanker
Bumtoast