The parking maverick says:
"I park pretty much where I want, usually directly outside the place I'm going to. Especially if I'm only popping in somewhere. If I want to stay a bit longer just pop the hazards on. I don't ever let the idea of parking ever put me off driving somewhere, you can always find somewhere. Even London isn't nearly as bad for parking as people think, you just need to know what you're doing and don't be too much of a pussy. I suppose you have to be able to squeeze in sometimes but that's no problem for me."

The parking fanny says:
"I don't really drive in inner cities because there's nowhere to park and it's usually too expensive. I wouldn't ever leave my car illegally parked because parking fines are extortionate and it's just not worth the risk. Traffic wardens are bloody everywhere! I like driving to the supermarket and out of town retail parks because they always have loads of space and I don't have to reverse park."