-On a busy main road show off a bit of flare and do a wheelie for half a mile, Streatham High Road is great for this
-Leave your bike lying on the floor outside Chicken Cottage unlocked for hop-on hop-off stylee
-Get your hands off the handlebars and get texting your cousin Marlon about that zoot
-Roads are for cars. Make sure you are cycling on the pavement at all times, one hand on the handlebar and another hand for drinking Pineapple KA.

Any more?