While since we've had this fun thread.

For like £400 or so? Was going to say laptop but I never actually take my (nearly dead) laptop out of my flat. What's the best sort of processor/memory combo at this sort of range? Every time I look it up the comments are full of complete choades insisting that brand `X always breaks down after a week` or `anything less than an i7 and you may as well use a typewriter`.

Like computers, fucking hate buying one.