So I'm gonna do a degree right but as a mature student I have to give two job references. I can get a good one from my last job no problem but the job before that was years ago, it ended pretty shitty and I know everyone from there has left. So I'm going to tak the liberty of writing my own reference under a different name and all that.

What kind of thing do I have to write. It's one of them courses where they probably just want your money and that's it. It it's not even a proper uni, one of them private college places. Okay bye.