I went to the bathroom at the pub the other night while at a Daniel Kitson w-i-p show, and while I was waiting for a space at the urinal the phone of one of the occupants starting ringing in his pocket. He fumbled about trying to grab it with the other hand on his johnson, finally got it out of his pocket, dropped it into a thick film of piss in the communal urinal basin, picked it up, swiped to take the call, and then held his urine-soaked phone against his face.

How important could that call have been? It was also so cringe-makingly embarassing I had to physically turn and face away, to preserve the poor guy's dignity.

What have you dropped in the toilet? Fish it out, or flush it away?