Lifetime audit. Thinking about things you bought several or many years ago that you will NEVAR FORGET.

1.LG cheap (£120?) computer monitor. Bought one, screen went black after about an hour. Exchanged it, same thing happened, bought a proper monitor.

2.Tesco Healthy Choices reduced salt/fat baked beans. Tastes like you left a tupperware of normal baked beans in the fridge with the lid off for approx 1 1/2 weeks.

3.Mcdonalds seasonal apple strudel or something (rectangular shaped). Just a sweet, 100 Celsius strip of some sort of space food as far as I could tell.

4.Pret sandwich, consumed near Trafalgar SQ once. Just oily, slimy, ugh pretending to be a sandwich.