It's that time of year again, when the DiS social board regulars untouched by fair female hand have a massive cry when someone points out that the football season starts in literally a week's time. Rather than being an AbsKelly or a no-class (he's done you there, lads!!!) and whining about transfer windows still being open or a lack of interest in the non-vulgarball stuff, tuck your tiny willies back into your y-fronts and get making your baseless footy predos. You've got until Cardiff and Blackburn kick off in seven days time.

PREMIER LEAGUE
CHAMPIONS:
CL QUALIFIERS:
RELEGATED:
SURPRISE PACKAGES:
SURPRISE STRUGGLERS:
BEST SIGNINGS:
TURKEYS:
FIRST SACKING:
MANAGER OF THE YEAR:
PLAYER OF THE YEAR:
TOP SCORER:
NEW BENTALEB:

CHAMPIONSHIP
PROMOTED (3):
RELEGATED (3):

LEAGUE ONE
PROMOTED (3):
RELEGATED (4):

LEAGUE TWO
PROMOTED (4):
RELEGATED (2):

CONFERENCE
PROMOTED (2):

FA CUP:
LEAGUE CUP:
CHARITY SHIELD:

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE:
UEFA CUP:

GENERAL THOUGHTS:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEAIyH_gDSk

Just for fun, lads...just for fun.