A UKIP candidate for the next General Election resigns amid claims of infiltration by the Glastonbury occult! http://www.westerndailypress.co.uk/UKIP-candidate-Wells-Jake-Baynes-resigns-claims/story-22013433-detail/story.html

I guess it's more exciting than 'Lost sheep found near Dartmoor' or 'Halloween egg misery rains down in South Hams'

I love this paragraph:

"But two leading members of Ukip in Somerset, who run a healing centre which claims divine intervention from the Archangel Michael, dismissed the ‘occult’ claims as ‘ridiculous’."

No, we mean 'evil' occult obviously.

Sub note - try copying and pasting from that website - it hijacks my clipboard to put their URL in instead of what I copied. It's the Western Daily Press for heavens sake not the Washington Post.