(old one getting a bit unweildy, sorry Wza).

So, 8 weeks on thursday, dudes.
I seem to change my mind every day. I'm probably just going to see which side has more hotties at the polling booth on the day/ who is giving out coolest stuff.

If the UK loses us, it will lose 32% of its land mass but only 8% of its popukatoin. I'd be a bit cross about that-you'd want to get rid of more bodies really, for giving away that much land.

My last swing towards the no camp results from a dream I had last night, where scotland physically broke off fomr mainland UK at hadrian's wall, and floated up through the north sea and got stuck at the north pole. It was fucking baltic (polar bears are not friendly after all) and there was no waitrose or topshop and I woke up coevred in sweat, whimpering.

I'm scared.