Everyone ready for another five days handbags at dawn and incredibly petty squabbling from grown men who should know better? As well as Tacceh and Pegfeet I hear Anderson and The Rock Star have had a few words. Should be a feisty one.

Also Gaz Baz(ance) my new favourite cricketer:

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jul/16/england-gary-ballance-warned-conduct-drunk-dancing

ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND!