https://www.facebook.com/pamelaanderson/posts/10152533091147072

Most powerful section:

I almost forgot where I was-- shit--
My white
Burberry trench -
- on the floor?
A Parkay floor...
(Narration by a deep voiced sexy black guy)
BG- She stopped to admire it's clever design.

Hope you got all the multiple meanings in that one, because I did.