When I scroll on the mobile website I get a blue, hovering label with 'missed stories' and an arrow pointing downwards. Like I'm supposed to read every post.

The real life equivalent would be a grinning man in a bookshop holding up a big blue sign pointing to the rest of the shop 'missed stories!' when you've already got a book in your hand.

Or a man in supermarket-of-choice with a sign saying 'missed food!'. It's ok, I'm happy with the food I have here. It's ok.

Fuck off,missed stories man.