I cooked dinner, which included a scotch bonnet. I chopped it up, washed my hands.
Fast forward to after dinner, whilst I watched TV. I casually rub my eye. Get some of the scotch bonnet oil in it. Stings so bad after washing it out, had to rest a cold damp cotton pad on it. I then do the exact same thing to the other eye not even 2 min later.

Is there anything you do that has the exact same outcome that you don't seem to learn from?

If it's just me, tell me if I should become a crazy cat lady and if I should buy a kitten?