Big things or wee things.

I think I'd find life a lot easier if:

My Internet was slightly faster
I could be bothered finding new music to listen to
I knew where the free gigs in Glasgow were
I had more friends who like similar stuff to me/know where all the free gigs are
My bike wasn't broken
I had a car
I had a sense of humour
I had a good job lined up to start in roughly two years when I can be bothered doing it
I didn't have chronic back pain
I could be bothered doing more stuff
I played a sport regularly
I was really good at singing