Belgium snooze their way past Russia in a display not unlike a certain football game happening around Holloway at 4pm.
Algeria smash South Korea despite their late revival 4-2, becoming the first African team to bag 4 on the biggest stage.
USA CRUELLY DENIED SEEING RONALDO CRY after he bangs in one of the crosses of the tournament. He could be going places that Ronaldo, like the new Serge Aubier.

TONIGHT, we drop down to 5pm & 9pm games from here on with:

5PM - Holland and Chile duke it out in a bid to avoid Brazil, though tbh, either could give them a doin'. Spain and Australia also play.
9PM- Brazil only need avoid a sizeable goal swing loss to already eliminated and depleted Cameroon, so should be through, but may end up trolling everyone by finishing second to Mexico or Croatia, who fight for the other knockout place.

FOOTBALL!!!!