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barleysugar [Edit] [Delete] 22:01, 7 June '14

i actually taste different flavours in my mouth for each day.

monday - really sour, lemon
tuesday - bitter, horrible like paracetamol
wednesday - banana
thursday - wayne rooney
friday - arthur scargill