Gerard Pique's lips don't lie, and he let slip that Fabregas has agreed a 33m Euro transfer somewhere ... But where?!

Sterling gets sent off for a nasty tackle as England draw 2-2 in what the Metro confusingly dubbed an 'entertaining' game in this morning's edition. Me neither.

Holland beat Wales and a few other World Cup warm ups probably happened, idk.

What subthreads do Royter and meths have for us today? Have we had enough subthreads to do a favourite subthread subthread?