I know this has been done before but I am just experiencing this ‘delight’ for the first time at this very moment.

All of the women have downed tools and are standing in the area behind my desk cooing over the new baby (I’m making myself ‘big’ to cover my computer monitor so they can’t read this).

Conversations about babygrows, cotton wool, centimetres diated etc etc etc

How is this allowed?

wt-fucking-f??