Been thinking recently that there's a direct parallel between how many hours people spend online and how much of a numpty bellend they are.

I don't have internet access at work, and purposely have a data-less phone contract, just to prevent me being one of those morons who sits in pubs checking social media sites, etc, so the only internet i have is at home, where i'm not asleep for about three hours a day.

Of that time i'd say i'm online for about half of it, so in short, yeah, 4%.

Shoot...