Not much of a burglary, is this a knicker sniffing perv:

The coordinator for Xxxxxxxxxx Xxxxx has reported a burglary on her street last Wednesday, 21st May, between 9am and 9pm. Nothing was taken, but the intruder/s went through the householder's belongings and spilt coke everywhere to cover up finger prints. Access was gained through a broken window at the back after an unsuccessful attempt via the front door.

Good tip for getting rid of fingerprints too.