What a pain in the cunt they are.

There's a guy in this office who I can hear all fucking day long. Every word of his phone conversations and everything else he says to anyone in the office. To make things worse he loves to turn any conversation around to stuff about him so I get to hear so much about his life. He leaves in August. August can't come soon enough.

At lunch a really loud twat, at a nearby table, made it almost impossible for me to concentrate on the conversation I was trying to have with my colleague.

Anyone ever had any joy asking someone to be a little quieter?

Or have you been asked to turn it down yourself? Maybe *you're* a noisy cunt.

Anyway, as you were. Just a bit less volume, yeah?