Was in Kent over the weekend for a high-class orgy, and it's a beautiful place - sleepy villages, rolling fields, those lovely oast houses everywhere - but on the train home, I couldn't believe how many horrific people there were around. I moved seats three times, and I'd usually stay put through anything rather than risk causing offence.

So, Kent is pretty bad for this I reckon. But where else has loads of good stuff, ruined by awful, awful people?