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Arsenal shock the world of football to its core/change English football forever/make a couple of minor back page ripples by smashing/whalloping/scraping past Barca/Chelsea/Hull infront of a packed/full/half-empty Wembley to win the Champions League/title/FA Cup. At least a million/half a million/fifteen thousand people turn out to greet the returning 'heroes' as the club immediately signals its intentions to do things the right way/build slowly/chuck loads of money at it by making Arsene Wenger the world's second highest paid manager and bidding for Messi/Luis Suarez/England oddjob James Milner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0qBaBb1Y-U&t=3m12s

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