MARLON: Roscoe where is Godot we have been waiting here for six hours

ROSCOE: I dont know Marlon but I tells ya Marlon I tells ya when he gets here I'm gonna punch him square in the urethra

MARLON: Hmm... so incidentally I have the feeling that Godot might be an allegory for something, would you like to discuss that in the meantime

ROSCOE: No I wouldnt because there is nothing allegorical about Godot. He works at Greggs and I once saw him having a poo because he never locks the door when he's round our's playing imagination Altered Beast

MARLON: He always gets the high score

ROSCOE: Yes he is very persistent at imagining higher numbers to the point where you struggle to reach the next highest number and have a brain hemoroid and die

MARLON: Yes it really is an inconvenience when I die of brain hermoroids

ROSCOE: Yes I agree

(intermission)

SALESBOY: Ice cream get yer ice cream

AUDIENCE MAN: I will have one of yer ice creams

SALESBOY: That'll be 7000 pounds

AUDIENCE MAN: Cor blimey 7000 pounds, they really do swindle youse in this cultural arena

SALESBOY: Yes due to cuts perhaps

AUDIENCE MAN: Thank you have the money and let me have a ice cream. Oh yummers I love ice cream (opens the tub) pfft, sir next to me, the ice cram they sell here, so expensive and hardly any ice crom in the tub it is mostly just silica gel

NEXT TO AUDIENCE MAN: The sheer cheek of it

(intermission ends)

MARLON: Godot is still not here

ROSCOE: Yes where could he be

MARLON: I've just thought of a thing

ROSCOE: Whatever is it

MARLON: Did we invite Godot to come with us to the zoo?

ROSCOE: I'm sure we did, he was as excited as both of us to look at the new badger and to buy all of the -- gasp wait

MARLON: You see Roscoe I think we've pegged onto it we have forgotten to

ROSCOE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MARLOOOOOOOONNNNNN WE DO NOT KNOW ANY GODOT AT ALL

MARLON: Huh

ROSCOE: We must have imagined him while we were trying really hard to imagine that we were playing Altered Beast

MARLON: The clue is that Godot isn't a proper name like Leonard or Gladys