walks out, waves to the audience and shakes the host's hand and makes himself comfortable in the chair.

"Patrick Stewart ladies and gentlemen! Let's hear you!"

Patrick's laughing and nodding to the audience to say thankyou as they cheer and woop.

"Okay before we start Patrick I just want to let the viewers at home know that you can tweet us while we're chatting and if our producer likes your tweet I might read it out while we're here and see what Patrick has to say about it, heheh, that alright Patrick?"

"Absolutely. Bring it on."

"Okay so tweet us your best questions, you know, try and make it, you know... family friendly... come on, come on, you should SEE the things we get sent Patrick, honestly, I mean"

"I can imagine."

"Okay so if you want to tweet us a question you'll need to use the hashtag baldcunt. That's hash, you know that little... hash... thing that's usually next to the enter key? right? followed by baldcunt. No space."