Not a picture of Neil's penis or whatever but a possession that is a bad version of something. Have you read and understood that, dickhead? I don't want any wrong answers.

Mine is my mattress. Fucking awful. Lived with it for six years. Started being quite bad, now absolutely awful (largely down to all the powerful sex I have). I have been meaning to replace it for the last year but I'm waiting to move house as we'll probably get a different sized bed. Thanks.