Hurrah for the BBC for it has achieved the impossible! A sitcom even worse than House of Fools! Please please please can someone else watch this on iPlayer to reassure me I didn't dream it last night.

Marvel as, in the year 2014, a sitcom features:
- a wedding present lost after it is left - imagine this - on the roof of a car!
- a grown man drinking from a bottle of breast milk (conveniently labelled 'breast milk' in big black letters on the side) because - get this - he thinks it's delicious coconut milk!
- another grown man trying to put up an ironing board for 20 mins - we've all been there!
- hilarious misunderstandings ensuing from the familiar phrase 'food poisoning' being confused with the equally familiar phrase 'stew moistening'.
- Neil Morrissey.

I assume they wanted to relaunch the Comedy Playhouse brand with the strongest of the bunch so I can't wait to see what next week's is like...