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What's happening in your hometown right now? (a 'post headlines from the local paper thread')
Chris the Rhea is on the loose and spooking horses, "The runaway rhea which can disembowel a man with its mighty legs and six inch claws is reported to be worrying horses."
There's even a video on the Telegraph website: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10772907/Hertfordshire-Rhea-hunt-First-video-of-bird-that-can-disembowel.html