Ok, it can't be just me who cannot stand the 'how was your weekend…' opening salvo on a Monday morning when you'd probably rather be in a bed than an office, or the what are your plans for the weekend/your week off/the bank holiday weekend. We're not really here to be friends, apparently I have to work to get money to live, and I'm not interested in reciprocating to know what you're gonna do you know! Is it just me, or do I not like the people around me!?