I was popping into the Thursday thread on my mobile and all of the sudden the was a woman rubbing her woo woo on my screen and thought 'Jesus Christ! Plasticniki has had a pretty extreme Thursday' and then it dawned on me I was directed to a website called 'localwhores' via a website called 'mostawesomeoffers' or something along those lines.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN why you make me order a local whore in a moment of weakness you breaking my balls SEEEEEEEEEEAN