'Likeable' footballer falls over for ninety minutes to hand rivals the title. City fans cry into their cornflakes at memories of what should've been a routine treble chucked away Arsenal-style, not to take owt away from Liverpool, who've been just great and are worthy champions.

West Brom give us all a laugh by squandering a three-goal lead.

Otherwise there are six 1-0's in eight games as Crystal Pulis continue to grind it out, the Maggot Revival continues at Fulham, Norwich are officially down, Chelsea be Chelsea, etc, etc.

'Ull batter Sheffield United, Arsenal beat Wigan.

Barca officicially done.

Ajax win the Eredivisie.

AOB?